What do you call a person with large houses, money to spend, and luxury with no boundaries? A trust fund. And that is where my journey started. Has anyone ever asked you to step out of yourself and leave all your regrets behind? To allow someone to do whatever they want for the hours they expect? You could say it sounds morbid and crazy. But if this does not arouse your suspicion, then the life of escorting is not the life for you!

Let’s start this journey in a bar; it’s busy. People are loud and laughing obnoxiously. You can hear people chewing, and it grosses you out. The sensory is lavish, with extensive counters and boho tables. The roof is high up since its wear-house turned into a modern-day architecture form. But don’t forget you there on a mission! Get in, get out.

You hear, “what drink would you like “! At this point, you have to think logically; you want something that won’t get you in trouble but gives you a good buzz just for a couple of hours you need to pass. So you decide to get a gin or bourbon. It’s stiff enough to keep you awake but won’t make you want more! It’s sort of like saying, choose a liquor that’s been aged has good roots, that have been around for decades. And most of all won’t get you screwed when you need a ride home.

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I usually get my drink on the rocks, not in soda or anything fruity! The last thing you want is an excuse for you to get up away from the person you are with! Stay put, and don’t allow anything to go without your permission. Also, you want to make sure you look sophisticated enough to know your alcohol but still enjoy a little bit of a cocktail once in a while. I see a cocktail as an entry for letting the person know you are there for fun and conversation. It’s a great starter piece for an exchange!

Like, oh, you like fruit! Or your not much of a dry drinker! This sets the mood for the bedroom. Everything is detailed around the drink and how you carry yourself at the bar. Are you easy to be picked up, or are you dry and willing to stay in the moment while making them work for your enjoyment? Don’t forget the transaction, have a little romance and slowly drag it along. They are the client; you are there, a piece of reality they can escape with!

So now you’re in the midst of conversation. Laugh, loosen up and figure out who you are dealing with; Where they work, do they drive, also what kind of car! Find out as much as you can in the short time you have before stage Three. What I am trying to say is figure out their status.

Are they just an average shmo, or are you dealing with a high client that wants to keep things on the low? If this is the case! Keep calm, stay assertive, and don’t allow the mission to make you out to be persuasive!

They are your target, and that is how it should stay! Once you have figured that out, then you know how far you can be in the bedroom. If they are average, just give them the run around in bed and don’t get attached! By whatever means necessary! Yes, their wandering eyes, arms, and packages can make you squirm and make you feel young again. But don’t fall for this trap! At this point, you have sabotaged the mission and need to make sure they don’t take advantage.

An example of being taken advantage of would be a short, fat man, and usually, a senator or lawyer who has a family on the side and wants you to believe that his spouse does not know… When in reality, she or he knows, and their marriage died a long time ago! Your object here is to make sure you get the money upfront. Don’t fall for the sob story. Oh, my kids are gone, and my wife is never around! Lies! How selfish can you be! So make sure you ask for the money upfront. If not, leave, and don’t stay! It’s sort of a danger sign! The client, at this point, knows they can do whatever they please! So take this as a pro tip in meeting a cheap or stubborn client.

The money is there, and they need you. You are their satisfaction, and they are to do whatever they please! So yes, clients can come from many different lifestyles and money standpoints! Figuring out who they are is vital! You will have to dig once a while but back to number two: A-list clients.

If you dream about it! They have it; if you want it, they can fulfill your dreams! Yes, not all “A-list” clients are the cream of the crop, but they will have to do! This is what we call a snatch or a high opportunity. This is the client; you have to impress by all means possible. Pull out the best clothing you own, show off the jewels meaning for the men! Ladies, you know what to do! It’s like getting invited to a celeb party. Connections, connections, connections! Don’t ever forget the people in the room. Money is everywhere in high client parties or “A-list” parties (whatever you want to call it). Know you are the jewelry for their ring!

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Things not to do in a social setting with your client: Don’t be on your phone! Engaging is key! Second, do not eat heavy. Show them you have a none-interest in food because you know that later the deed has to be done, especially for the men who endure this journey (the gay escorts). Third, perfume and cologne are a way to anyone’s sensory glands. This can make or break the mood! Don’t wear something that says, I’m a low life that likes it easy. Wear something that makes you assertive, sexy, and powerful. That is how you win an entry conversation! Once again is a great conversation starter!

Finally, the bedroom! This is something I won’t engage much into! For me, it’s a private affair and should be explored in your way. At first, it can be scary! But you will get the hang of it! One tip, (funny enough) watch porn! That’s how I got my training and, of course, tons of practice! But always remember it is your body! If you feel uncomfortable, let the client know! If you feel uneasy, stop, breathe, and say I have to go! It does not matter the reason; always do it to your comfort level! You are the jewel to their ring! You are the escape to their reality. But most of all, don’t forget, money is the key to your empire!

Sincerely,

Your private escort!

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